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« on: October 05, 2005, 01:15:05 AM »

Dear Customer

Ask whatever you want. I will give you short and always correct answers. Pay  whatever you feel it is worth.

Don't be shy. Now who is first?

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 05:41:09 PM »

Hello Wise friend,

I have a problem. As you might know, I started a sportingschool a while ago. I closed it down a little while later, because it was not making a profit. Now, since I still hold the land, I wish to refocus it. But I am at a loss what to make. Any good idea's?

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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 08:19:19 PM »

Dear Mr. Thant

One option is to keep the school label, but drop the sports issue. Name it Mr. Thants' Spamschool and offer extreme spamtraining.
Even better would be to start the very first "Universal Centre of Spamming and Posting", (UCSP), where you could tune mediocre spammers into spamming beasts.
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2005, 11:03:13 AM »

I'm powerful curious about the influx of question and answer style threads lately. Is it something to do with the increase in terrorist activities? Or just global warming?
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 01:17:30 PM »

Not excactly nails head there Mr. Poper, Rodric says with a big grin. The reason is that you have one good original thread and a lot of copies and lookalikes. But when using the service you quickly will discover a great difference in quality.
On the other hand, people copying a thread, could also be terrorists.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2005, 11:30:06 PM »

I think it is global warming :)
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 11:39:26 PM »

OK, maybe I'm wrong....

...for the very first time in my life!!!

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 10:19:45 PM »

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My question.

What would you consider youself? A good original, or a copy/lookalikes?
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 02:47:06 AM »

He's the original...


My question: How old, is OLD?
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 04:54:16 PM »

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What would you consider youself? A good original, or a copy/lookalikes?
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The truth is that when I first joined (before the big crash) 1,5 years ago, I started a thread similar to this one. I operated alone in a vast market. I also believed that I had had a new fresh idea, because I never heard anything else.
But according to Wolf - he was doing the oracle-business a long time before I entered these halls for the first time. That would make me a mutation of a good original.
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 05:05:10 PM »

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My question: How old, is OLD?
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Thank you sir, for asking the first genious question. My answer is inspired by Bob Hopes famous words:

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old old is, is therefore decided by the prices where you live. In my hometown candles are pretty exspensive and you get old at 39.
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2005, 03:31:16 AM »

Was Melinore (Thufir) hit by the frying pan (or the projectile tomatoes)?
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« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2005, 09:07:56 PM »

Melinore was definitely hit by something hard. Possibly a frying pan or any other item, but not a tomato.

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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2005, 03:56:21 AM »

Why am I stuck on the internet all day?
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 04:02:27 AM »

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2005, 03:09:51 PM »

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Because you are not yet married with children.
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2005, 03:40:00 PM »

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The egg!!
Many things tells us that the egg came first. This is supported by the following evidence.

1. In a dictionary "egg" will come before "hen". (hence a chicken comes before both egg and hen)
2. The egg is bald - whitch indicates oldness.
3. The word "eastereggs" is an old one. "Easterhen" on the other hand is new today.


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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2005, 02:31:21 PM »

Why do they have numbers on the Burger boxes in Burger King?
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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2005, 11:25:42 PM »

Sorry about the delay, Rodric says and unties his Burger King tie. Difficult question you asked, took my best effort, he continues. You see in order to answer your question I took a job at our local burger King. Sneaking around there for a week did not give any clues. I had to get higher up in the system. I worked very hard and finally I got promoted to manager and let in on their nasty secrets.

Actually it is not numers, but a code. 1 is A, 2 is B and so on. So get your own box and translate the code. Be carefull though. If you get "ABACAABE" you are in really big trouble
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2005, 01:33:20 PM »

But it goes straight 1-12. It wouldn't be much of a code if there was no difference to any of them. *scratches head*
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