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Ashen Shugar

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« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2007, 05:15:21 PM »

its cos beer sucks, vodka, tequila and gin are the boozes least likely to give you a hang over.

i was watching Lotr's the other day and i was wondering after the bad wizard whoops magneto how does he get his staff back?
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« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2007, 03:19:26 PM »

What came first, the colour orange or the fruit?
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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2007, 04:36:20 AM »

[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Orange derives from Sanskrit nāraṅgaḥ "orange tree"...[/quote]
[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]The name of the colour is derived from the fruit, first appearing in this sense in the 16th century.[/quote]

There you go.
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« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2007, 01:01:31 PM »

When did guys first begin to use nail polish?
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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2007, 07:11:41 PM »

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what's the deal with possums?


Sorry for the delay. Had to study possums a year before answering. But now I am proud to say that possums are really important because of their impressing ability to defeat pokemons and the lesser digimons.

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What came first, the colour orange or the fruit?


In the early stoneage periode in Morocco, about 42000 years B.C. oranges in fact were green and tasted like pears. This was because the colour orange had not yet been introduced and green was the most popular colour for citrius fruits. The colour organge was accidentally found for the first time in Glasgow spring 1933. Lime is still a green citrius fruit.

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When did guys first begin to use nail polish?


Guys have used nailpolish since last year in order to torture and kill ants.

Next, please.
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« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2007, 07:21:33 PM »

Sweet, thanks Rodric.

Why do dogs stick their heads out of car windows???
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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2007, 07:27:26 PM »

Where does dust come from?  
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« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2007, 11:04:41 AM »

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Sweet, thanks Rodric.

Why do dogs stick their heads out of car windows???


Yes, they appear to be dogs, but they are not. In fact they are just well made plastic heads used for decoration and improving your status. They are easily mounted with brackets and can be ordered at www.windowdogs.net or other.

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Where does dust come from?  

I actually read somewhere that dust mostly consist of dead human skinn, but that is of course ridiculous. If you carefully study dust, like I have done, you will find out that dust just is dried rainwater. That is why there almost are no dust in deserts like Sahara. I have not studied it yet, but I believe the yellow stuff you find in deserts probably is dead human skin.
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« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2007, 01:45:31 PM »

why do men have nipples?
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« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2007, 08:13:24 PM »

Why recycle some restaurants their old soups?
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« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2007, 09:31:28 PM »

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why do men have nipples?

Male nipples are evil. They are clear evidence of the dark forces living amongst us. Armageddon comes when we also develop boobs. Warning. Do not touch them.

Female nipples on the other hand are pure goodness.

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Why recycle some restaurants their old soups?

Because they are genuinly conserned about the environment and love to recycle. And tomato-soup is almost perfect for recycling. Everybody knows what happens if you throw old soup in the forest. It takes over.
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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2008, 09:20:28 PM »

next please
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« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2008, 07:55:24 PM »

Rodric opens the door and takes a look into the empty street. Need some business soon now or I will have to close down, he says sadly to himself. Hello, he shouts into the darkness. Come in and let me answer your questions.
Suddenly he sees a movement behind a barrel on the other side of the street? Who's there, he shouts?
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« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2008, 09:26:22 PM »

Who invented liquid soap?
And why?
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« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2008, 04:03:24 AM »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


What tastes better, Coke or Pepsi?
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« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2008, 10:36:06 PM »

Who invented liquid soap?
And why?

Finally, some customers. You are my first customers this year. And to celebrate that I will sing a song for you, Rodric says and clears his voice. He starts to sing and to everybody's amazement his voice is clear and just beautiful.

In FeistFort village I own a shop
where noone never ever stop
to buy or sell og chat or drink
but they should - or so I think


With tears in his eyes he starts answering questions. Soap is not something you should look on lightly, he says. I have myself never used it, but I have heard about the dreadful smell and that it can be used all over your body. Imagine that, he says while shaking his head. By the way, liquid soap was first invented by the Egyptians in order to clean the Pyramides from bird droppings.
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« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2008, 10:43:33 PM »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Common knowledge, Rodric says about the woodchuck question. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But a woodchuck can not chuck wood. It can only chuck Norris and so could I, if I ever met him again, Rodric says angrily. He once stole my Mini Morris, he did Chuck norris, I mean.

What tastes better, Coke or Pepsi?

Coke and Pepsi are the same drink, Rodric patiently explains. But women calles the drink for Pepsi, while men use the name Coke.
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« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2008, 11:32:26 PM »

When traveling at the speed of sound, can you still hear yourself if you talk?
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« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2008, 08:27:00 PM »

When traveling at the speed of sound, can you still hear yourself if you talk?

Rodric disappears for a moment and then comes back into the shop, almost out of breath. I ran as fast as I could down the street, he explains, but all I could hear was Mrs Francis shouting for her rent.
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« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2008, 08:41:14 AM »

Why did I feel the urge to have a mug of hot chocolate, first thing in the morning? :elf_gloop: Is there anything wrong with this, in fact?
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