How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Common knowledge, Rodric says about the woodchuck question. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But a woodchuck can not chuck wood. It can only chuck Norris and so could I, if I ever met him again, Rodric says angrily. He once stole my Mini Morris, he did Chuck norris, I mean.
What tastes better, Coke or Pepsi?
Coke and Pepsi are the same drink, Rodric patiently explains. But women calles the drink for Pepsi, while men use the name Coke.