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Aurian

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« on: June 21, 2006, 01:32:34 PM »

*After what seems like hours of hard labor building her party palace, aur wipes away the sweat on her forehead, grabs a nice cold beer and yells out "PARTY TIME" before collapsing on a nice squishy beanbag*

*As people come up, trhey see a sigh written in nice fancy writing. It reads: ALL THE ALCOHOL YOU CAN IMAGINE!!!!    TOP SHELF LIQUER!! FREE!!!    PARTY ANYTIME ALL THE TIME!!! *

*You can hear loud music playing as you approach, once you enter, you are nearly blinded by the flashing black lights. There are assorted chairs and cushions all over the place, a wide open place for dancing, and on the far wall is a full service bar*
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2006, 11:37:00 PM »

half enters and peeks around, nodding at aurian as he passes the bar and moves on to the middle of the room. A whistle emerges from the helm and three iron golems run in and stops abruptly in front of him.
halfniak looks at the golems as if waiting for something to happen. The helm tilts slightly sideways; probably the most expressive gesture an apparently empty iron helm is capable of.

Then the golems' arms lift and their metal arms and hands extend and
elongate into long straight shapes. The first two extensions meet and weld at precise 90 deg angles. Then they start moving backwards as the extrusions stretch even further. They use their free hands to grasp
the extruding "arms" at certain points then move sideways - thus bending the metal. When they cross one another(back-to-back), theiy weld their own extended arms again and they break off clean.
They now have a square..
As they continue building what appears to be a climbing frame from their own bodies, they shrink. They're using themselves up.
Half hopes their bodies would have enough substance to finish the frame...
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 04:39:30 AM »

Karaoke time...

Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before. Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more.
A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point... To frequent this place with any frequency at all.

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy. What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before.
Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more.
The words I'm gonna scream, and getting drunk is the central theme to the lyrics...
If you can make the lyrics out at all.

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy. What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

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And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor...
You won't bother me no more.
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say...
I think I'll have myself a beer.

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Hello six pack of confidence.
Been so many nights since we first met.
Glad to see you've brought all your friends...
For another night of plastic cup politics.

Hello Mr. Six Pack of confidence, I'm glad to see you've already met...
Ms. Twelve ounces of loneliness and Mr. Plastic cup politics.
I see you're under the influence of warm beer and the comfort of all your friends.
And I see that Mr. Loud Mouth has had his forty ounce and will pass out. I have no doubt.

Here we are, another wasted night and I am right along side of forty sets of bloodshot eyes.
And plastic smiles miles wide match plastic cups we'll leave behind.

It's just another night of plastic cup politics.

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I wanna be an alcoholic...
I wanna be co-drug dependant...
Wanna be sedated most of the time...

I wanna sing, I wanna dance.
I wanna pass out and wet my pants.

I wanna be an alcoholic man!
« Last Edit: June 25, 2006, 04:42:51 AM by Alrin »
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 02:18:54 AM »

time to put up posters!

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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 02:24:18 AM »

nice poster half
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 02:31:53 AM »

*brain pop*
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 09:52:11 AM »

RUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh, is that vodka?

 
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2006, 11:40:44 AM »

indeed it is thant

*uses vodka to lure thant closer*
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2006, 07:12:03 PM »

Must resist....

hey, what does this button do?

*Pushes a button*

 
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2006, 10:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Thant
hey, what does this button do?

*Pushes a button*

 

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2006, 10:18:03 PM by Darkon »
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 12:06:57 AM »

oooh, fireworks.

Do you have any ice with that vodka? It is a good one I hope?

 

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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 02:29:56 PM »

* carries in beermachine with built-in papercup dispenser

ahh thant i see you found the controll panel..
(what i like to refer to as the button-board)
the buttons are all really bright and fun to push!
they're not marked as to their purposes- except for the "button for today"
and "manager's choice" if you feel like pressing any of them, ask d. or Aury
I think they knows what most of them do..
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 05:46:27 PM »

Sorry, you were saying? I cant hear ya cause of the heart I opened with the blue button

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2006, 01:49:29 AM »

*wonders why all the buttons cause bad things to happen*
.... ummmm

*presses a bid yellow button and runs for cover*
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2006, 02:37:03 PM »

*plop*

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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2006, 05:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Thant
*plop*

It was the drop that made the 'bucket' flow over.

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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2006, 06:04:41 PM »

its a good thing im a surfer...
*attempts to ride instead of drown..... brings thant some ice on the way down the water...*
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« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2006, 11:18:28 PM »

Thanx aurian.

Now where was that vodka...

ah, next to the panel ofcourse.. Hmmm, interesting, more buttons...


 
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2006, 08:50:48 AM »

so.....im drunk nad im here like i shoufld be. /me pushes lots of buttons looking for more drinks and some music. so im a happyish camper right now
*huggles thant and darkon and hands out m&m's*
*dances8
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2006, 11:55:36 PM »

half installs a big trampoline right between the frames and a big cage with tinted microwave oven-like panels and a big door facing the trampoline. it's got an array of tubes and lights, gears and levers portruding on all sides and has big glowing "?" on top..

ok so you get a run towards the frame, jump and swing on that there pole, let go and land on the trampoline then bounce into the ESAHCM Endo Selective Atomic Human Cell Modifier machine.
and when the 'subject' is inside, Thant will press a button of his very own senile choice(laughs nervously) and the doors will open and the subject  will emerge as a.. ? i dont know.. who's first?
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