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Mercenary

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #220 on: September 04, 2009, 09:19:28 PM »

Merc blinks..." yikes a customer...how did i do that again...ehrrr.wraaaa stinks in here .hmzzz...a oh yeah now i remember...whadoyouwant?"


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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #221 on: September 05, 2009, 02:01:11 PM »

"The room is spinning," Scoob thinks to himself as he sprawls on the floor, pulse pounding in his head, breath wheezing.  He realizes the burly fellow leading the class, has spoken.

  "I need a new sword", Scoob replies. "Not that I'll be able to lift it at the moment...um...I think I'll just hang out here on the floor for a bit, if you don't mind, before I see your inventory."  As nausia threatens to overwhelm him, he says "Maybe this is the advanced class and I need to step it down a notch before jumping right in." 
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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #222 on: March 13, 2011, 09:55:27 PM »

Two years later...Merc hands Scoob a sword...".Sorry for the delay "he says,i think i caught a case of local internet/server-downtime flue....couldn't find my way back to my own body
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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

- Grimgor Ironhide,Black Orc Warboss

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #223 on: June 20, 2015, 08:02:33 PM »

Welcome back Master, Rodric says.
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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #224 on: November 06, 2015, 07:46:03 PM »

*the haze in Mercs head slowly clears..he decides then and there it's better to lay off the skooma from Elsweyr forever..cause getting lost and wandering around in your own brain for months can't be good for your health*

The shop is empty,dusty and it stinks...merc starts cleaning while thinking to himself:"i sure hope there are still some of the old idiot gang around"
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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

- Grimgor Ironhide,Black Orc Warboss

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #225 on: November 06, 2015, 08:28:44 PM »

With a creak the front door opened and Darkon stepped inside. His steps were muffled by two inches of dust on the floor. As the first whiffs of air from Merc's shop passed his nostrils, a greenish colour settled on his face. While grabbing for the handkerchief in his pocket, the warlock mumbled, "Ah Merc, so good to see you again." After that he turned away and emptied his stomach against the nearest wall.
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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #226 on: November 06, 2015, 11:59:40 PM »

Mercs face cracks into a smile at the sight of the most powerful sorcerer in the Hall puking his guts n all out in his shop,he grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels he had imported from Earth last year and pours two glasses.
"Here he laughs...after you conjure your crap to Oblivion,or whatever mages do with their barf,then drink this...it'll prevent your breath from smelling...and it will grow hair on your back.
How is life Darkie?Good to see you again too."
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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

- Grimgor Ironhide,Black Orc Warboss

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #227 on: November 07, 2015, 12:11:12 AM »

Darkon took the glass and chugged the content down his throat, followed by a grimace. He wiped his mouth clean with the handkerchief, then said,  "Don't like my new wall art, eh? It suits your shop. As it is now anyway." He whisked with his hand the 'art' away, along with the dust. "There, a favour from one old friend to the other. Life's been busy for me and for you by the looks of it as well." He nudged his glass towards Merc, as a sign to refill.  "What matters most is getting the party back to life here. And maybe chain that scruffy looking gnome of yours that scuttles about from time to time."
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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #228 on: November 07, 2015, 10:44:43 AM »

Mercs roaring laugh echoes throuh the shop."Thank you old friend"he roars.
He refill Darkons glass with JD an downs the rest of the bottle himself,grabbing a new one from under the counter.
"yeah..chaining up Rodric in here would be good idea is suppose"merc laughs "then he can at least try to keep this place tidy and clean when i'm away"
But what about this party he asks... are you up to something ??
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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

- Grimgor Ironhide,Black Orc Warboss

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #229 on: November 07, 2015, 10:56:49 AM »

Half drinking, half talking, the warlock said, "Well, I'm always up to something. But in regards to the party, I meant the state of things as they are. Which is rather shabby to be honest. However, throwing a party may be a very good idea. We will need more drinks though... and food." He frowned while thinking.
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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #230 on: November 08, 2015, 05:25:35 PM »

Merc downs his JD,stands up and slams hims axe in the usual corner of his counter.
"well shabby was never good...so a party it is going to be..,shall i notify some dwarven brewers in the Grey mountains to bring all they can then"he asks the warlock with a broad grin..."oeh and let's not forget to order some of those giant oxe roasts from those butchers of the Dasati....thats gonna be one hell of a party Darkmeister,just like the old days at Silks"
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I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust.I'm gonna grind their bones.I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities.i'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em.I'm gonna bash 'eads,break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left.An' den i'm gonna get really mean.

- Grimgor Ironhide,Black Orc Warboss

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Re: Merc's weapon and armourshop
« Reply #231 on: November 08, 2015, 08:13:06 PM »

Darkon mulled as he heard Merc's suggestions. "Perhaps I know a more interesting alternative. Rather than order it, why don't we raid various pantries across the galaxy? I find the prospect of waiting around for some short-legged dwarf to deliver half my ordered booze after four weeks a tad on the long side and boring at that. I crave a little adventuring to be honest..."
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