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Duke Scoob

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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2009, 03:54:45 AM »

would they have brandy in them?  lol
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2009, 08:21:07 PM »

Heh, funny but ridiculous story of a writer.


Edit: Hey Scoob, you think chat is bad...this show is responsible for such. :P
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2009, 12:58:50 AM »

Well, can't say much about that except L O L!!
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2009, 04:14:40 AM »

Heh, funny but ridiculous story of a writer.

Not seeing much funny about it. I see an unhelpful f**k thinking he is more important than he actually is. I am glad to have no interest in that medium, because it seems to be an industry fueled by pricks. At least authors in the novel field, particularly the SFF genre, are helpful to aspiring writers.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2009, 11:54:56 PM »

http://www.simonscat.com/films.html
Check out the above link, very funny especially if you have ever owned a cat. My fav is the TV dinner video  :lol:
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2009, 12:04:29 AM »

LOL, those are cute.  Once the fly was dead, and the cat started play/stalking it, that was dead on.   :lol:
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2009, 04:31:17 PM »

i'm once again sick. in fact, a lot of people around me are getting sick. must be some sort of local mexican flu outbreak
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2009, 05:19:19 PM »

The Aporkalypse is Neigh! Repent, you pigmeat-eating bastards!

I'm recovering myself from a mild cold.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2009, 07:47:31 PM »

Apparently Dr. Oz states that 1000 units, or some such, of vitamin D a day can resist the swine flu.  Some think he's a quack.  Not that this has anything to do with you guys and the dog feeling bad, just made me think of it.  Hope you guys, and the dog, feel better.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2009, 01:56:05 AM »

would they have brandy in them?  lol

Forgot to reply. Ans: yes.

I don't eat pig. Is that why I've not gotten sick? (Other than feeling drunk yesterday for no apparent reason). Is the apocalypse coming for me too? What'll happen to my doggyyy?

Also, to the best of my knowledge, Vitamin D won't hurt you, precisely, though the usual method of obtaining it (sun exposure) could. Plus, there's the handy effect of most (all?) vitamins being water soluble, so you just p**s the extra.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2009, 09:35:08 AM »

I'm assuming that my name is now pink due to my status as "Spammer"?! Yes, No? For shame Joey. I provide witty titbits so that you all might benefit from my years of enlightenment and acquired wisdom.

I do not “spam”, as you have so eloquently put it. I impart knowledge.

You have offended me sir, so you’ve left me no choice but to challenge you to a duel.

En Garde :elf_drow:
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2009, 03:45:01 PM »

What will be your choice of weapon? :P
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2009, 09:40:15 PM »

Heh, funny but ridiculous story of a writer.


Edit: Hey Scoob, you think chat is bad...this show is responsible for such. :P

Personally, I find this one to be much better done: link
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2009, 09:47:21 PM »

the worst thing about being in public with a mp3 player on is that you have no idea how loud your farts are.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2009, 04:02:15 AM »

What will be your choice of weapon? :P

Beer.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2009, 04:06:00 AM »

Hmm...I foresee difficulty for us carrying out this duel, due to our distance. Unless, y'know...

Webcam drinking? :lol:
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2009, 04:15:57 AM »

I don't know about Brian, but I can tell everyone that the main symptom of Joe being drunk is completely and utterly denying that he's drunk. The more vehement, the further along.

Also, Joey. You don't want to embarrass yourself, do you?
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2009, 04:25:32 AM »

Hahaha, well, having never actually drunk with Joey, I really wouldn't know Ave. He does come across as being a bit of a lightweight, which is a disgraceful effort for an Irishman.

See Joey, even your missus thinks you would lose this one.
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2009, 04:27:40 AM »

Also, Joey. You don't want to embarrass yourself, do you?

What?!

Well, not all of us can match your high drinking skills, I guess, Little Two Cups. :P
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Re: More Small Issues
« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2009, 05:01:35 AM »

Yea, well, I was referring to that time that involved alcohol, a late night, a webcam, and me saying, "Joe? Joey... oh, wake up, joey."
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