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« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2006, 04:18:03 PM »

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Where once stood the goblin polka band, a mounth of fur lies. As it slowly starts to move, a trunk comes up, and an eye shows, very confused...

Thant puts away his catapult once again, and sais: "So, if I use the second trigger, the mammoth actually survives...."

 
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« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2006, 04:23:17 PM »

occ: You git!  

"Well, thanks Thant. I hope you're going to put that Pachyderm back where you found it!" Myddrun says.

Meh, May be Myddrun can find a use for it in the second half....
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« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2006, 04:24:49 PM »

Darkon crossed his arms. "I think it has a very slight calibration error with direction. Not that it matters with a mammoth, but still. Good test."
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« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2006, 08:44:57 PM »

"Well, its rather hard to keep a mammoth from not moving. Have you got any idea how much trouble it takes to get them in the catapult in the first place? Anyhow, these bag of major suprises was a good buy. So, lets see if I have everyting here...

Longbow, quiver, arrows, poisoned arrows, funny arrows, arrows with explosive runes, arrows with mild suprises, daggers, trowing axe, shortswords, battleaxe, blowpipe, darts, poisoned darts, scrollcase, bag of holding, and a clean shirt. Yes, everything is here."

After this, Thant starts rummaging trough hiks scrollcase and bag of holding.

"Ya know, I got some quite interesting things here from the wizard shop. They were having a sale, so I just bought whatever seemd handy."

With this words, Thant leans forward, and falls into his bag.

"Oh crap... Darkon! a hand please?"

 
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« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2006, 09:09:07 PM »

Darkon moves one eyebrow up and then walks over to the bag. He sticks his hand in it and rumbles through it. "Hm, no that ain't Thant." he says as he pulls out a pink umbrella. He stuffs it back in and then fishes out an elephant. "Hm, nope that ain't him either." After this he encounters a three-headed-monkey, a yellow submarine, a sneezing catfish, a rubber chair and a large slapping trout. Darkon scratches his head and then tries one more time. Several seconds later he pulls Thant out of the dimensional bag. "Sorry it took so long to fish you out of there. Hang on, I think I notice something else..." He rummages through the bag again and then holds a fair small hand in his own. "Help me with this." As Thant helps out, both of them fish a small troupe of elf cheerleader chicks out of the bag. Immediately they start to chant and dance.

"Thantus, Thantus he's our man, if he can't do it Darkon can! Darkon, Darkon, he's our ...drow, if he can't do it Thantus can. YAY!"
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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2006, 09:12:31 PM »

"Whow. I really hit the jackpot with that bag. Anything explosive in there?"

Thant, now carefully not falling in there, rummages trough the bag, and then a small explosion can be heard. Thant comes out, his face slighty black, and his eyebrows non-existing.

"Yup."

 

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« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2006, 02:15:52 AM »

Darren walks on to the pitch pulling his socks over his shinpads, he wipes Thants face and smiles
at his lack of eyebrows.
"don,t worry sonny i,ll sort out these oldies for ya!    By the way is this anything like football?
cause if it,s not,... then im in trouble".
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« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2006, 11:36:58 AM »

*Ang runs onto the pitch with an eyebrow pencil and draws Thant some fine eyebrows*

“You need to look your best for the Eleven cheerleaders, Ranger”
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« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2006, 12:20:56 PM »

"Sort out? What do I need sorting out for? Anyhow..."

Thant nods at ang, and continues drooling over the elven cheerleaders.

 
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« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2006, 06:25:25 PM »

"Are we going to resume playing or what? I feel like tearing off limbs..." says Darkon while an elf cheerleader girl massages his shoulders and neck.
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« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2006, 06:35:05 PM »

"Im ready, Thant sais freom inside his bath tub. Just let me put on a shirt. And some trousers."

After Thant eats the grape that one of the cheerleaders holds out, he sais:

"I think we got to wait for the other team though. They cant possible be ready yet. They are females after all.

ahhh, give me the rubber duck will ya?"

 
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« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2006, 07:18:18 PM »

"I'm not touching that one. Ask one of the girls to do it." Darkon stares at the field and hopes the pink ladies will be ready soon.
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« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2006, 07:23:18 PM »

"I was asking them. Ah, there it is."

Thant dodges as a 5 feet long rubber duck hits his tub.

"I said hand, dont catapult! Yeesz, you might have damaged my duckie! So, where is team pink?"

 

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« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2006, 09:48:03 PM »

*Ang finishes off her manicure and looks across the playing field. Various members of the Goblin Polka band were looking very confused. The one who had been playing the banjo was sitting with his head in his hands openly weeping.  As a huge Mammoth sauntered by, trumpeting loudly, Ang noticed that Thant and Darkon were getting restless. The only thing that seemed to be keeping them amused was the Elven cheerleaders, who by this time had abandoned their pom poms and were acting as masseurs for them.  As Ang wandered back towards Class, she began pulling on a clean pink shirt.*

“Right, looks like the boys are getting restless, perhaps it’s time to begin the second half.”

*And heads towards Class to see if she is ready.*
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« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2006, 10:44:14 PM »

Class claps her hands and instantly her minions retreat carrying away the tray of champagne.
One minion runs forward with a fresh pink shirt, she ruffles his hair and peels the new top on. After checking herself in the mirror she heads into the centre of the pitch.

She points at the two boys who are blissfully unaware that the referee is about to blow the whistle. Smiling she turns to Ang and says "lets play ball"
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« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2006, 11:03:09 PM »

*Ang looks at Class and admires her newly styled hair and sparkly new shirt.*

“How about we sneak behind enemy lines, steal the ball and issue a few wedgies before we begin again?”

*Ang winks at Class and beckons her towards Darkon and Thant*
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« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2006, 11:09:49 PM »

Class grins and starts running, sneaking up behind the cheerleaders she takes over Darkon's Massage. Gently reaching down his chest she grabs his shorts, pulls upwards and yells "WEDGIE"
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« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2006, 12:41:04 AM »

Thant looks up from his bathtub, and wonders why the girls are on his side of the field.

"You are early. have you decided to surrender already? I had expected some more..."

With these words, Thant jumps out of the bathtub into his cloths, and gets out his kneecap protectors.

"So, ready to play?"

 





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« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2006, 09:42:45 PM »

Myddrun winces has he spots Darkon's wedgie situation. Ouch. That could probably hurt!

"Umm. Dunno Thant. I think the ref is still picking up bits of the entertainment.

Ladies, Gents...... Shall we play again?"

The troll ref boots the last of Goblin musicians off to one side and readies his whistle.

"OK folks... da rest time is over. Do we have any more players for this half?"


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« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2006, 11:07:52 PM »

"Wow that looks painful indeed." says Darkon. "Am I glad that's a stunt double." Darkon looks at Myddrun while wearing a pink fluffy slippers, and holding a mug of coffee in his hand. "Rest time over eh? Alright then."

Darkon tosses the hot coffee in Class' face and kicks the slippers away into Ang's general direction.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Darkon shouts at the top of his lungs and storms towards the referee holding the ball.

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