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« Reply #240 on: November 19, 2006, 02:15:27 AM »

Why did she marry him, have kids with him and then devorce his sorry a**?

Perhaps she's just simply mad?
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« Reply #241 on: November 23, 2006, 03:24:52 AM »

question:

what's so great about sliced bread?
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« Reply #242 on: February 22, 2007, 01:38:24 PM »

new question. when you're in a train, and the train stops, why does the train always goes a bit forward and then back? why can't it just stop?
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« Reply #243 on: March 19, 2007, 10:59:57 PM »

another question.

jeans. they always have these loops to put your belt through. but they also have this extra big loop on which the brandname of the jeans is shown. is the belt supposed to go through this loop or not?
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« Reply #244 on: March 20, 2007, 03:14:02 AM »

It's your choice, as far as I am concerned, if you want everyone to know what brand jeans you are wearing or not.  
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« Reply #245 on: June 03, 2007, 12:58:45 PM »

Wisdom: never touch beer. It'll be your downfall. The taste it leaves in your stomach the morning after is formidable, and it shall kill you. Stay away from it. Don't waste your money. Go buy flowers instead. Roses are nice and pretty
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« Reply #246 on: June 04, 2007, 08:19:23 PM »

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Wisdom: never touch beer. It'll be your downfall. The taste it leaves in your stomach the morning after is formidable, and it shall kill you. Stay away from it. Don't waste your money. Go buy flowers instead. Roses are nice and pretty

Some of the Czech beer I have been drinking over the last week has been very good. Mostly it is 12% but it does not taste that strong which is great. It was also cheap
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« Reply #247 on: June 04, 2007, 10:25:07 PM »

What do you call this czech beer, Coe? I fancied something different and bought some different foreign bottles a couple of weeks ago. £1 a pop too, bastards. Half of them broke just before I put them in the boot of the car too...stupid weak bags  
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« Reply #248 on: June 19, 2007, 01:19:09 PM »

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Hence the saying/thing, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

I don't really care about the "How" but the "Why", Goshdurnit! Why I ask you!

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????
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