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« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2004, 09:21:14 PM »

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Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!  :dragon_red:

Then there's MY question :  :devil:

- Isn't "I" the shortest english sentence, since when asked "who did it", one can answer "I" understanding "I did" and many american people say so !

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Americans dont say "I"
we say "me"
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« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2004, 09:23:53 PM »

If someone ever got addicted to counseling, how could you treat them?
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« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2004, 09:46:37 PM »

Why may only Ryath and Shifty answer questions?

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« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2004, 10:14:14 PM »

because it is shifty and ryaths house of wit n wisdom, not the house where everyone gives wit n wisdom?
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« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2004, 04:09:03 AM »

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Americans dont say "I"
we say "me"

-[span style=\'color:blue\'] Does Queen Elizabeth II say "my husband and me" or "my husband and I" !
I can assure you the latter is the one ! And alas I was taught Queen's english  :elf_gloop: !

- May I open a Mara Hall of wits ?

Mara witfull !  :dragon_red: [/span]
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« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2004, 04:10:41 AM »

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If someone ever got addicted to counseling, how could you treat them?

[span style=\'color:blue\']It'd be A TYRAN and he must be banned ! :dragon_red:  :elf_smile:

Mara.[/span]
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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2004, 05:12:58 AM »

Yes yes, anyone can start a single thread in this forum. But this, being Ryath and I's thread, is OUR roleplaying thread. Thus, we can set the rules  :king:

Soooo without further adooooooooooooo, May I ask everyone who'se answering questions in this thread to STOP OR FACE MY MIGHTY SWORD OF BLOODENING +1!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Calm blue ocean calm blue ocean....

And...scene.

That's everyone, that's a rap.

To answer your question Aurian, there was no answer. It was a trick question because a horse is neither a bird, nor does it exist only in the psycotic dreams of a smallish rat named Francois DeBaumarche who lives in a Parisian sewer right around Rue De Mon Claire.*












*street may or may not exist. Everything else is spot on though.

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« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2004, 05:30:49 AM »


I have no MIGHTY SWORD OF BLUDGENING...+2 or otherwise!!  This is a  travesty of justice!  I better head over to the weapons shack and get me somethin' eviceratingly keen!


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To answer your question Aurian, there was no answer. It was a trick question because a horse is neither a bird, nor does it exist only in the psycotic dreams of a smallish rat named Francois DeBaumarche who lives in a Parisian sewer right around Rue De Mon Claire.*
*street may or may not exist. Everything else is spot on though.
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Aww Shifty, you always bring up the heart tugging memories (as opposed to the other types of..tugging..memories....)  But as I recall the street was actually named "Rue De Claire's Mons."

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« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2004, 10:30:11 AM »

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-[span style=\'color:blue\'] Does Queen Elizabeth II say "my husband and me" or "my husband and I" !
I can assure you the latter is the one ! And alas I was taught Queen's english  :elf_gloop: !
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Silly! the queen isnt american!

thanks shifty, that was a tough one.
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« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2004, 09:12:14 PM »

[span style=\'color:blue\']QUESTIONS :

Hey ! Don't you think this is verging on spam? :dwarf:

Aren't all americans the children of anglo saxons?

Question to be discussed elsewhere  :elf_smile:

So much for today!

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« Reply #50 on: October 10, 2004, 12:11:36 AM »

This may very well BE spam, but the great thing about this forum is each member's thread can be whatever they want as long as its not illegal  :king:

All americans are not children of anglo-saxons, but all anglo-saxons are children of the corn! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*SCARED!*

Seriously though. According to movies, the purest form of historical accuracy, algno-saxons are germanic, yet are always played by english actors. This leads me to believe that they are, in fact, belgian. That, or they are some sort of other kind of people who aren't german, belgian or english (as if such a people actually exsists. HWA!)

*preens*
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« Reply #51 on: October 10, 2004, 04:20:04 AM »

-[span style=\'color:blue\'] Shifty, are u trying to play the Game of the Coucil with me?  :dragon_blue:

- Don't you think you ought to check your spelling too?  :jester:

- Isn't it a MISERY to see some of you forget your kins?  :dragon_blue:

- Why do you "censor" messages supposed to be spam elsewhere and then say HERE that SPAM isn't illegal, you have to explain the catch on that one !
Are there any DARK ZONES here?

- Finally, if you relate your history to movies, can this explain a few things !  :jester:  :jester:

Mara, no fraidy-cat nor CAT'S EYES, just an APT PUPIL :jester: [/span]
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« Reply #52 on: October 10, 2004, 09:00:46 AM »

Why does Mara ask so many questions? ;)
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« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2004, 04:46:52 PM »

[span style=\'color:red\']Lets keep the sexism to a minimum, kay?[/span]
« Last Edit: October 10, 2004, 07:01:01 PM by Shifty »
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« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2004, 12:45:54 AM »

Oh wise ones, please answer my query.  How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if he's throwing it at Paul Martin and the rest of the idiots in Parliment?
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« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2004, 06:52:02 PM »

The parlimentarians all have a +5 resistance to wood, so a woodchuck would probably die from exhaustion before even making a dent in any of them.

Now, if if were a boiling lead chuck...

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« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2004, 01:46:21 AM »

Can I have it all?
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« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2004, 06:29:21 AM »

Hmm, after a careful look at our inventory i'm sorry to say that we are all out off "all". We do have a few "some", and some "not a whole lot really". We should be getting more "all" in next week, so if you like I can put you on a raincheck list  :jester:

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« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2004, 12:03:56 PM »

Hi great-wise-and-crispy-journalists-of-lifes-magical-yet-turbulentical-words-of-knowledge. I'm a long time listener, first time caller (LTLFTC).

I both admire and revile many thing in this bizarre and hideous universe. But that is not why I have disturbed your gathering of power for the coming apocalypse ye shall surely bless us with. This is merely some background information so you know everything about me.

I have a few questions for you, and I will ask them all in one post as I am both greedy, impatient, fat, and sassy.

Question, the One'st.
How much wood would a woodchuck get, if a woodchuck saw me naked?

Question, the Tooth.
How can I earn enough money to travel to England from Australia, without getting off my lazy arse?

Question, the Fort.
Where is question 3D?


and finally... Question, the Fnordth.
Why does the Goddess Eris like me bettr in red jocks than in blue? Is it because of my status as a sub-cabalminister in her most holy and chaotic disorganised religion?
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« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2004, 05:02:04 AM »

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Hmm, after a careful look at our inventory i'm sorry to say that we are all out off "all". We do have a few "some", and some "not a whole lot really". We should be getting more "all" in next week, so if you like I can put you on a raincheck list  :jester:
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Guess I'd better start gathering that spare change, this sounds expensive!!!!  :lol:
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