Hi great-wise-and-crispy-journalists-of-lifes-magical-yet-turbulentical-words-of-knowledge. I'm a long time listener, first time caller (LTLFTC).
I both admire and revile many thing in this bizarre and hideous universe. But that is not why I have disturbed your gathering of power for the coming apocalypse ye shall surely bless us with. This is merely some background information so you know everything about me.
I have a few questions for you, and I will ask them all in one post as I am both greedy, impatient, fat, and sassy.
Question, the One'st.
How much wood would a woodchuck get, if a woodchuck saw me naked?
Question, the Tooth.
How can I earn enough money to travel to England from Australia, without getting off my lazy arse?
Question, the Fort.
Where is question 3D?
and finally... Question, the Fnordth.
Why does the Goddess Eris like me bettr in red jocks than in blue? Is it because of my status as a sub-cabalminister in her most holy and chaotic disorganised religion?