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Gorath

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« on: February 13, 2006, 01:16:24 PM »

Welcome to the Hospital, I have drips, antibiotics, Penicillin, and special magic powders and powers, I can heal you of any condition you have, and drive away spirits and the like, oh, and be polite to the patients. We also have a games room (arcade games) and a gym

OOC: Finally post 100!!! yay!!!
« Last Edit: February 13, 2006, 01:23:36 PM by Gorath »
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2006, 09:56:22 AM »

Tal enters, whistling slowly and smoking something suspicious...
"You got any of that Morphine man? 'Cos I wan't some morphine." Spying some pamphlets about breast cancer (and not noticing the 'cancer' part) he staggers over and starts looking in the pamphlet rack.
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2006, 02:32:44 AM »

Roo bursts in and goes up to gorath."If this is a hospital, then do you have laughing gas?!!I WANT LAUGHING GAS!!!"He summons a bunny to go look around to see if gorath is hiding any.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2006, 12:16:55 PM »

Noticing customers (of sorts) Gorath opens his jacket to reveal anything anyone could want at the drop of a hat, like morphine, anesthaetic (general and Local), laughing gas, and all special herbs and powders and proceeds to hand out Morphine to Tal, and Laughing Gas to Roo, who starts laughing and calls off his bunny
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2006, 07:52:27 AM »

Staggering in from the streets with empty pockets and a hangover Althalus looks around and noticing the doctor calls him over and asks him three questions

1: Do you have a hangover cure?
2: Is this hospital Private or Public? (as per he spent his pay on alcohol)
3: Do you have a hangover cure?
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2006, 07:59:30 AM »

1:yes
2:Public
3:no
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2006, 02:31:22 PM »

Gumfi's walking alone and shivering on the frozen-up sidewalk and even though she tries as hard as she possibly could she can't seem to find any goddam weed.  With all her might she manages to open the door, a faint smile on her lips... This looks like it just may work.  The heavy drinking session the night b4 calls for a good fat ole J to take off the edge.  She gets it right to monuver past Roo who's histerically laughing like a madman and she almost bumps into Tal who smells like he might have would she wants "YO Dr. Gorath, I know this is suppose to be a hospital and all, but by your ahum, good, ahum reputation is there any chance of some real gooooooooooood GREEN s***??"

Vivid visions flash in front of her eyes, binding light.  She passes out while waiting for the "doc" to reply...

 
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 12:17:07 PM »

*wakes up Gumfi* Well, umm... if you would follow me, and make sure no-one else sees us, we'll just go down to the cellar here and *knocks Gumfi unconcious then silently cuts her throat* Good, a human specimen, i like, i like. *preserves corpse in strange smelling stuff which also heals all wounds, (but doesnt bring people back to life) and walks up the stairs, muttering about the badness of drugs.
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 12:56:29 PM »

Nice try doc, it didn't work, i'm pretty much still alive *shivers at the thought* and to top it up I wasn't really unconcious, u see it's all really an illusion. WHY because that sick smelling stuff is off and it made sure that i didn't die!  *Gumfi opens her eyes making sure the doc doesn't see that she is still alive*.  I just don't get all the horror, all i wanted was some weed.  thats the last time i'm coming to the "hospital"  !!! *gumfi crawls to the door without being seen and leaves"
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 09:12:17 AM »

Althalus, walking past the hospital sees a likely stoner crawling out the
hospital door, being nice he asks her whats wrong, and after hearing of
her gruesome encounter inside, he takes pity on the poor girl and gives
her several joints and a dagger to go deal with the crazy doctor.  
« Last Edit: May 25, 2006, 09:12:55 AM by Althalus »
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 10:47:19 AM »

The soul sista says a thousand thankyou's to Althalus, *she produces a large smile, greatful that she can now regain strength and hope from the goods she got from her new best friend.* Hail Althalus, hail Althalus, hail Althalus, hail Althalus and so on and so forth...  She makes her way down the road to find a quiet spot to smoke it up and plan her revenge on the doc.

After a couple of minutes of intense smoking, coughing, swearing and head spinning dizziness, gumfi eventually feels NORMAL again.  She takes out the dagger given to her, softly stroking its sharp blade and plots how to get back at the doc before he even realises that she's not there anymore.

With a plan up her sleeve Gumfi returns to the hospital, violently swings open the door and runs in.  Her head is twisting and turning in search for the evil doc.  She sees him in the far corner facing one of his large metal medicine cabinets.  She moves silently and swiftly toward Gorath and strikes him in the back of his neck, which is now oozing with sticky, sickly, deep red blood.  She grabs the doc, turns him around and tells him "that should teach you not to mess with the soul sista"  

The bewildered doctor is in too much pain and surprise to do anything immediately and without knowing how Gumfi quickly leaves the hospital, vowing to NEVER return again...

 
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 11:03:55 AM »

*grabs stuff from the medicinal cupboard he was looking in and heals himself, with moments to spare* How the hell did she survive, oh well, i'm glad that's over with at least, well, that's one more thing I will never think about again, how many is it now.....27, that's it, oh damn, I just thought about every single one again.
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2006, 05:14:24 PM »

Amos Trask swaggers into the "hospital" and moves over to the doc and see the doc bleeding addresses him
"Yarr, ye alright matey. Do ye have anything to make an old sea pirate happy" and he finds a seat and sits down staring strangly around the "hospital" at the man laughing uncontrolably on the floor and the man high on morphine staring at breast cancer pamphlets all the while whistling to himself
« Last Edit: May 27, 2006, 05:15:19 PM by Amos Trask »
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When the four horsemen ride in from the wind and fire the world is doomed. WhenThe air is chocked black with the smoke off our factories the world is doomed. When you forsake all bonds of friendship and are left with friend the world is doomed. When the Gods strike down at us in anger for our sins the world is doomed. When the Devil himself walks this earth burning and destroying the world is doomed. When the sea rises up and swallows the land the world is doomed.

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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 01:01:23 PM »

Well, that was eventful. A pirate eh? What would you be needing exactly?
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2006, 05:01:06 PM »

"Anything... Hang on a moment can ye get me high like him..."

*Amos Trask motions to Tal

"But also I want to be laughing like him"

*And he points to Roo on the floor

"Also a new ship and a motley crew would be much appreciated."
« Last Edit: May 31, 2006, 12:05:44 PM by Amos Trask »
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2006, 09:50:23 AM »

Sorry mate, I just got a job on a pirate ship *goes to hang up a sign on the door that says "BE BACK NEVER"*
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2007, 09:10:33 PM »

(o.o.c i'm in a weird mood)

Clyde enters the hospital, looking around disparagingly. His clothes are wet and sticky, sweat patches clear and obvious. Even drips forming upon his bald pate. "I need a fix. Man, I need a fix. Gotta get a fix, a fix," he mumbles to himself. Walking towards the nearest man in a white cloak he clenched and unclenched his fists, knowing he'd do anything for that fix. "I need it." Clyde walks up to a guy with a nametag saying 'Gorath' on it and shakes his head to clear it, before saying, "Well, hello there."
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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2007, 02:23:09 PM »

Z SAYS :

I shall bring doom upon you all, unless you and all of you bring me exactly 100 beers. Exactly, exactly 100.

AWAKEN!
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2007, 03:14:38 AM »

Clyde winces and screams at Z: 'You wait your turn!'
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