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« on: November 15, 2004, 01:00:23 PM »

This is just a Topic about all the Funny moments that happen in all of Ray's books, to James or Locklear being smart arse's or Nakor being a weird little person that he is! Anything you can think of.
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2004, 01:16:33 PM »

For some reason I found the bar fight in Silverthorn great.  I loved it.  Just seeing it all play out in my head; Jimmy getting rattled around a bit and the way it was just 'whoever jumped on the nearest person' sort of stuff.  Great to see our heros getting tossed around; made me laugh.  Plus the fact that Longly inquired as to whether Jimmy was their friend or their pet... you should all know about my fondness for pets... Lol.  

Perhaps it is the violent sadist in me, but yeah, that is just one that I can think of.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2004, 01:47:26 PM »

The professional beating administerred to the Twins in the begining of
PoTB was rather amusing... esp Borrics fondness for staring at the well crafted sealing...
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2004, 03:55:48 PM »

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The professional beating administerred to the Twins in the begining of
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Same here!  Thats one of my favourite scenes in the books  :elfgirl_grin:
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2004, 04:28:25 PM »

I really liked it when the two twins got their 'punishment' for not coming back at the suitable time. They both thought it was only going to be Locklear and Jimmy, but it was a pair of boxers. lol
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2004, 05:47:15 PM »

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I found it amusing when Suli Abul died. Ray built him up to be a great character, then just killed him off just when you think he's going to become a new recurring character. Made me chuckle...
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2004, 05:49:47 PM »

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The professional beating administerred to the Twins in the begining of
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i think thats my favorite scene out of all of the books
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2004, 06:06:01 PM »

I thought it was hilarious when
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everyone found out that Locklear had been murdered. It was all "Where's Locky? Oh nos he's dead! *sniffle* now on to more important things!" Cracks me up!

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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2004, 08:24:05 PM »

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when ghuda punches borric and borric says "why do people keep hitting me to mske a point, that cracked me up and when I first read how amos steals the kings ship, that was funny too


I'm so proud of me getting that spoiler thing to work right now, well I hope it worked I havent seen the post yet...... anyways I'm pressing the button
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2004, 02:43:41 AM »

How about when Borric, Nakor, and Ghuda start the riot to get away from the theives in Kesh.  That was great.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2004, 04:21:25 AM »

I always enjoyed reading Borric and Erland picking on the poor young Nicholas. Who by there thoughts looks like a Tall Monkey. And also there punishment was pretty funny!
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2004, 05:54:06 AM »

Wow, lots of PotB responses here. And after all that PotB bashing in the other thread!

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Jacob Esterbrook being killed and eaten by cannibals has always kind of cracked me up.
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2004, 08:31:59 AM »

Anything involving Owyn was funny.

Just not intentionally 'ha-ha' funny. More of a sadly pathetic funny.

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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2004, 08:33:55 AM »

in rise of a merchant prince when
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the desperate men wake up in the death cell again, no one can remember what happened then bobby comes in very proud and tells them that it took half the city guard to take them down
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2004, 10:50:09 AM »

"Who else can boast that they have saved the Prince of Krondor by goosing a demon?"

I was laughing for ten minutes straight.
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2004, 11:16:50 AM »

"Am I handsome yet?" Nakor

That is one of the funniest things ever, or when he lets the barrier drop around them then the Demon comes after them "Oops"
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2004, 12:39:33 PM »

I have to agree about the Jacob Esterbrook one...he thought he could worm his way out of them taking over - think again! I never liked him and I couldn't believe how Roo could be played so easily by his daughter.
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2004, 02:30:43 PM »

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when you think with the wrong head thats what happens, all logic goes out the window.
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2004, 04:30:35 PM »

lol Yeah I suspose so, Raymond made her out to be goggling though
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2004, 11:39:13 PM »

I loved it in Krondor the Betrayal when Pug says "There is no magic, there are only onions"
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